Posing as a bat.. the sexual predator rises again

by MonkeyPie @ 2008-07-09 - 14:02:45

So a girl found a baby bat sleeping in her bra.. Apparently it was curled up in the padding pocket of the 34FF bra, sleeping and occasionaly snuffling about. What's a girl who wears 34FF doing with pockets for extra padding?!

I usually think bats ('specially teeny ones) are quite sweet. I wouldn't wreak carnage on them like I do the micelets in my Edinburgh flat for example.. but then imagine looking into your bra and having this stare back out at you:

I think the whole thing is suspicious. It's obviously not an innocent stowaway. Just the reincarnation of a boobophile wanting to snuggle up to some doughy young flesh.

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MarkJT [Member]
2008-07-10 @ 00:24

Or a batophile wanting to get a modelling contract........

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MonkeyPie [Member]
2008-07-10 @ 08:29

ah true.. perhaps riding on a wave of publicity following the batman movie

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davij ^pro
2008-07-10 @ 04:07

sneaky lil devils!

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