So a girl found a baby bat sleeping in her bra.. Apparently it was curled up in the padding pocket of the 34FF bra, sleeping and occasionaly snuffling about. What's a girl who wears 34FF doing with pockets for extra padding?!
I usually think bats ('specially teeny ones) are quite sweet. I wouldn't wreak carnage on them like I do the micelets in my Edinburgh flat for example.. but then imagine looking into your bra and having this stare back out at you:
I think the whole thing is suspicious. It's obviously not an innocent stowaway. Just the reincarnation of a boobophile wanting to snuggle up to some doughy young flesh.
MarkJT
Or a batophile wanting to get a modelling contract........