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And it's a wrap..

by MonkeyPie @ 2008-07-18 - 08:16:56

It's all go here in monkey land. The tenants have signed and agreed to move out. I've designed a sketchup model of what the building will look like.. so far I only have the ground floor:
shoppe

Anyway, the idea is to get people interested in the refurb and some potential tenants. Then I'll model the inside to their specs. Turfed out the oldies with 32 months' rent paid to them. One has prostate cancer the other's had major surgery, they're both in their late 80s, I'm not being horrible.... am I? Anyway, it's their fault for making it look like a slummy warzone.

So, three sleeps until I'm back in cold UK. I ran out of FrizzEase some time ago (if you don't know what this is, then you're a man) essential kit for me especially as my hair is the bad kind of wavy. The kind that frizzes up into pube like fuzz if I don't tame it a little. Like now, for instance:
pube head
I also appear to have a mysterious growth on my usually flat belly. Is this a phantom pregnancy I wonder....
phantom baby

Ah good times.. right, well back to sketchUp.... I won't be on properly until next tues so y'all have a lovely weekend and I'll let you know if I pop out the immaculately conceived monkeybaby by then. I shall name it Marmaduke Periwinkle-Symthe and we'll go shooting and horseriding and sneer a lot and laugh like this: HAW HAW HAW. It'll be magic.

Ok.. too much coffee...


 
 

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SeasideManSeasideMan pro
2008-07-18 @ 09:19

That belly is FLAT!!!

Don't argue with me...

Tom.

MonkeyPieMonkeyPie [Member]
2008-07-18 @ 13:04

I'd say a little convex but I'll bow to your opinion. Thank you :)

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-07-18 @ 10:12

And when you have done your great refurb will the new tenants pretty much have squatters rights again – 32 months rent! It looks good though.

Marmaduke Periwinkle-Symthe sounds like a nut-case; you’ll never get him on the plane. He won’t let them take his gin away.

MonkeyPieMonkeyPie [Member]
2008-07-18 @ 13:09

ah but 1 month is a pittance.. they're moving out next month! Then I might even try on the 80s baddies hat for a while: I'll sit in a huge armchair and stroke Marmy as he sits in my lap, monkeypurring. I growl in my Russian accent (after a week on a train through russia) "Well hello Misterrrrr Tenant, I've bin ixpekting you" or somesuch. Then Marmy and I will chorus HAW HAW HAW and go and play some croquet.

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-07-18 @ 14:05

You're leasing your shop to the bloke who plays Dr Who?

(Mr Tenant, ged it? David Tenant. Yer . . . Oh)

MonkeyPieMonkeyPie [Member]
2008-07-18 @ 14:25

At first I was like, wha? but now I geddit, I said mrrrrr tenant... but no, alas.. not even a dalek.

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