It's all go here in monkey land. The tenants have signed and agreed to move out. I've designed a sketchup model of what the building will look like.. so far I only have the ground floor:
shoppe

Anyway, the idea is to get people interested in the refurb and some potential tenants. Then I'll model the inside to their specs. Turfed out the oldies with 32 months' rent paid to them. One has prostate cancer the other's had major surgery, they're both in their late 80s, I'm not being horrible.... am I? Anyway, it's their fault for making it look like a slummy warzone.

So, three sleeps until I'm back in cold UK. I ran out of FrizzEase some time ago (if you don't know what this is, then you're a man) essential kit for me especially as my hair is the bad kind of wavy. The kind that frizzes up into pube like fuzz if I don't tame it a little. Like now, for instance:
pube head
I also appear to have a mysterious growth on my usually flat belly. Is this a phantom pregnancy I wonder....
phantom baby

Ah good times.. right, well back to sketchUp.... I won't be on properly until next tues so y'all have a lovely weekend and I'll let you know if I pop out the immaculately conceived monkeybaby by then. I shall name it Marmaduke Periwinkle-Symthe and we'll go shooting and horseriding and sneer a lot and laugh like this: HAW HAW HAW. It'll be magic.

Ok.. too much coffee...