the accidental girl

10 bad things about today:

I have a headache
I have my period
My hayfever has made one eye itchy
I just ate too much chocolate and now I feel kind of sick. Probably related to the first two badnesses.
I haven't been for a run and now I feel too sick
I spent £500 on a plane ticket
My feet are a little sore
There's no bread in his house. I made a loaf yesterday but gave it my friend's mum.
Some little ill educated shithead tried to woo me by taking a good look at my boobs and saying "Girl, you got some nice titties" I told him if he likes them he should see my dick. He didn't get it.
I'm late for my pampering sesh at my pal's house..

Good things:

I made a new friend yesterday despite him being a keen hiker-through-london
My dentist loves me and told me so
I found travel insurance for £50 for obscure countries
I can see
I listened to Carmen
Being on my period makes my boobs look amazing
I still haven't commented on M's blog. Who's persistent now biatch?!
I finished cutting the panels for a new blouse I'm making. Tomorrow, I sew

Wish my headache would go.. I don't get them often so it's horrible.

Tonight is m first night in my parents' home alone. They're both in Cyprus still and I've been otherwise sleeping at m friend's house. It's not being alone which bothers me, I quite like the freedom of being able to skip around in pjs or to use the loo/shower without setting up armed guards outside the door and having to roar "IN A MINUTE" when someone knocks on the door for the 5th time. I just like bathrooms, they're good for contemplating. Even if I'm not actively doing anything, sitting there/standing under hot water lets your mind flow! My parents dont' understand this.. my mother smugly tells me that her showers take 3 minutes and she even turns the water off between soap stages. I then reply that I'd prefer to feel clean than efficient.

Anyway, unfortunately, Tilly the tiger-in-training is on holiday at my brother's flat down the road so I don't even have her for company. She likes sleeping next to humans, or preferably on top of their face which is fine until you breathe in her tail and choke or she kneads your inconsiderately bumpy skull with her epidermic claws. Her favourite game is chase the toes whch involves lots of tail swishing and resulting in a dive bomb towards innocent footies and clinging onto them by anchoring her claws in emulation of Wolverine from x-men.

Point is, she's not here and even she would be nice to have around. Hope I get to sleep quickly so that I don't have to pretend my pillow is an unsuspecting nocturnal victim.