ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Right. I officially hate the Student loans company, all their employees and their respective families and friends.
I applied for my loan back in June. It's been approved. Great! I've been getting a loan from them for the last 6 years.. This year, I noticed I had no money at the start of term, I ring, they answer-
"You need to send a copy of your passport in"

Right-oh.. I don't know quite understand why they need my passport now after 6 years of calmly giving me money without having to see it. So, I send a copy of my passport in. Three weeks later, still no loan and on top of that, no money and about £437 owing to various bills/people etc..
I ring them today.
"No no, you have to send your actual passport in.. You've changed courses you see."
Have I fuck. I've been on this course for 4 years, this is my fifth and final year and NOW they want to see my passport.
"It'll take up to 8 weeks to process the passport."
8 WEEKS?!! What do they have to do?? Get a blind person to check therefore translate it into braille maybe!?! What the fuck are they going to do with my passport for 8 WEEKS?? Surely, you check the name, signature- yup: SURPRISE!! It's identical to the past 6 years!! Wow!
I'm so bloody angry right now.
Argh.
This country sucks. I'm taking my masters in engineering and moving to a country where they run things more efficiently. Up yours UK, you suck.