the accidental girl

I've just wasted an hour of my life in order to sort through the 1079 photos of me on facebook. I've untagged a good 70 of them. Most of the bad ones were from a difficult* friend who seems to have a gift for capturing my triple chins. Hope he doesn't think I untagged his out of spite...

*difficult = two years of "will they won't they?" peppered with him thinking that the thought of me would be better than the disappointment of the actual thing. Doesn't say much for the prospect of Monkey love!! Although he paid me one of the best compliments I've ever had: "You're a beautiful girl with an ugly girl's personality." Sweet. Although this was cancelled out with one of the worst backhanded compliments "I keep thinking you're boring and forgetting how fun you are." Almost up there with "unusual" as an adjective.
He has a girlfriend now after almost 2 years of singleness. Hope they're happy! I hesitated going there as a girlfriend simply because he's cheated on nearly all his girlfriends. Which is not cool.

Raw chilli in my eye!!!! It burns!!

Today I woke up late. And with my breakfast, decided to watch some TV (I never watch tv- so this is momentuous). Fate meant for the following to happen:

Reaching across my bed to change the aerial, I must have sleepily over balanced because I fell right out of bed.
But that's nothing! I hear you say.

Wrong.

My bed is 2 metres in the air in some sort of space saving scheme seeing as my room is the size of a matchbox. So! I plummetted down the wooden stair, catching my feet on the dresser (as per) and then THWACK!! My head smashed against my door.

Why this is important:
I learnt a lesson. Not only that trying to reach a stretch of 10cm more than I can manage won't work but that premonitions do, in fact, happen. I knew it was a bad idea, I saw the fall happening but I was too lazy/sleepy/curious to stop myself. Now everytime I get a strongly negative feeling if I push too much down one path, I will stop and recalculate.

On that note, I must get back to work. Blogging leads to a 2:2..
Oh! But does anyone know if it's possible to get from Copenhagen to Koldinghus and back in one day? I suspect I may have to go and visit...