the accidental girl

.. because I publicly humiliated myself on youtube:
Consolation attempt

I'll no doubt replace it soon. It goes kind of wrong at the last third. Ach well!!! I'll put up some Chopin too eventually and maybe some beethoven.

edit: I've changed the recording to a slightly better one.

Whats your name backwards?
Yeknom

Name some lines from the song you are listening to?
Imma do this thing, like it ain't done before
Never leave the game stranded..

Gay or Straight?
Straight

What goes on your toast?
Marmite.
Or honey..

What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
fuck no idea.. let me see: "where bouts in prow r u?xxx"

Has someone groped you in the past week?
Ha.. maybe.....

Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
Neither really.... kate if i had to choose

Last person to call you babe?
My brother perhaps? months ago- I don't have the personality to suit 'babe'

I say ‘Jump!’, you say?
BANJA LUKA AMAAAAAAZING JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!

Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?
er.. maybe "pass in time" beth orton

Who did you last hold hands with?
The Grecian aka V

Who would you like to meet?
in the world? Erm.. you?

Funniest thing that happened today?
Nothing much tbh

Are you insane?
ha, probably

Whats on your bedside table?
books.. alarm clock.

How many piercings do you have?
my ears only

Whats one of your favourite quotes?
Currently- probably something by Milan Kundera

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
Yeah, both- a Stuart, a Steven, a Sebastian and a... oh, no Ns..

Is this year the best year of your life?
I have to admit, it's been one of the best

Ninjas or Pirates?
ha.. pirates..

Where do you want to go right now?
to the mountains.. hug a tree. That, or sailing in sunnier climes.

Who do you want to go with?
alone really...

Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
Hate's pretty strong. But I dont' like them.

What do you want from life?
satisfaction

When did you last do sex?
do sex. Who 'does' sex. Honestly. It's like asking "when were you last sexing?"
It's not for divulging.

What's your nickname and why?
It used to be Spazza. That's pretty self explanatory.

Anything written on your hand?
Yes!! I always write shit there. Currently: EETO handbook, memory stick.

Could you run the Country?
No way. I can't even run my own life

What are your favourite names?
Marmaduke and Archibald. For girls.

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
no, but I kicked a hole in a door once.

Name a good song.
My Sharona.

Where's your sister?
shrivelling up in my mother's depleted eggs presumably.

Have you got balls?
yes, one has two yellow spots, the other a single white. I play squash with them. Can yer guess what it is yet?!

How would you react if someone kissed you right now?
Depends who... if it was V, I'd smile sadly and tell him to fuck off. If it was Irish boy I'd smile flirtatiously and tell him to fuck off.

Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
apart from into a glass because my bloody flatmate took so long in the bathroom?!!!
Maybe into a man's urinal.

Are you scared of Cows?
Of course not. Who the hell is scared of cows?!

Anything else to add?
I need to stop procrastinating!!!!

What's the best thing to do in the morning? Would your list also contain "witness to a fatal collision of bus and old lady"?

It wasn't pretty and because the streets are so narrow, the bus I was on had to stop for the whole 30 mins next to the scene as the paramedics covered her crushed body with a sheet and left the police to sort out the traffic jam. I didn't see the impact itself, just the aftermath and maybe from being desensitised it didn't shake me like it ought to. The bus driver was visibly distressed having been offered front row tickets...

Nasty.

There should be special old person crossings- maybe like a teleportation device. They just take so long to cross roads.