life

hmm. from MonkeyPie 9 days old

I've just been told I remind someone of a girl in what's been described as a 'disgusting' slasher horror flick. It's alright though, the girl's pretty ...

Argh. I'm missing all the good things... from MonkeyPie 10 days old

Congratulations! You have been selected to take part in the casting for your chance to be part of the Bravissimo 2010 advertising campaign featuring ...

I haz a desk introodah from MonkeyPie 11 days old

Office cat keeps stealing my place Godammit. We compromised in the end

sob monkey from MonkeyPie 15 days old

Oh my god, I've become a total sop. X-factor makes me cry: Daryl and Rozelle for example Plus the engagement scene in love actually last night. Total ...

Scuba Monkey from MonkeyPie 37 days old

ZOMG I can't believe I never did this sooner!!! Scuba diving is amazing. I took to it like a fish to er well, you catch my drift(wood). Ok ok I'll ...

Ups and downs from MonkeyPie 44 days old

[ ... ] life in the old banger yet. Must say, he looked much better post hospital and the nurses were all very nice. His Dr (a pretty young lady) ...

Some holiday from MonkeyPie 57 days old

A phonecall. I make my first tentative steps up the clean stairs, smelling disinfectant and the rubbery smell of immobile skin. The door opens to the ...

Now where were we.. from MonkeyPie 93 days old

ah yes. I was breaking yet another resolution that I wasn't going to ignore my personal therapy of writing here in order to not let the words crush ...

The artful (jammie) dodger from MonkeyPie 115 days old

To help time fly during my exile, I have decided to take art back up in a major way. So, I contacted the local art college and they do, apparently, do ...

The pain of new friends from MonkeyPie 122 days old

I've decided to chum up with the student shere who are part of the drinking club international association I was sheperding in Edinburgh. So, yesterday ...